Monster Oil Heavy Rotor Oil
Monster Oil Brass Instrument Lubricants are developed BY players FOR players using the latest technology in synthetic oils and lubricants. They even use NASA technology!! These products have been tested by, and are now used exclusively by brass masters including Doc Severinsen, Arturo Sandoval and Joe Alessi. The range includes valve and rotor oils, linkage lubricant, slide oils and grease, and care products too!
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